A letter from Danny Matterson, to black people.

Checking Out Woman Fail. The husband of Finland\'s president was at a dinner when he decided to check out the cleavage of a Danish queen in what ultimately proved to be one of the most obvious check-outs ever.

Dancing Mom Keeps Ruining Daughter\'s Video. This girl is trying really hard to make a video to this song, but her mom doesn\'t care. All she wants to do is dance. And make her daughter\'s video more interesting.

Artist Uses Caramel To Paint. This artist uses caramel to paint an amazing photo. And afterward, eat a delicious piece of paper.

Guy Gets Lit Up By Sledders. When playing on a hill used for sledding, it\'s best not to walk in front of people sledding. More often than not, you\'re going to get hit. And hit hard.

Don had his foot amputated, but it doesn\'t get him down. He\'s more than happy to show you it, the bone, and tendons. While awesome, be careful watching while on a fully stomach.

World Record Paper Airplane Throw. I once got a paper airplane to fly across my living room and thought that was awesome. This guy destroyed those memories. Congrats on the record, jerk.

WHATS IN MY MOUTH? This girl just had her wisdom teeth removed and is completely perplexed by what is going on in her mouth. I don\\\\\\\'t know why parents love recording their kids like this, but it\\\\\\\'s hilarious.

One-Handed Pull-Up Super Fail. Today\'s lesson: if you\'re going to workout, make sure you use proper equipment. And a door, bed, and a small ladder is not proper equipment, as you\'ll see in this video.

Insane Japanese Massage. As painful as this looks, I imagine this girl feels awesome afterwards. That is, if she isn\'t dead.

Most Epic Rant Ever. This guy was arrested for saying the f-word in public, so he goes to a city council meeting, tells his story, then provides what is arguably the greatest rant in history.