This is a concept for an underwater nightclub. And while it appears awesome, we have some questions. First, are pruney girls still hot? How do you serve the drinks? And what happens when I vomit in my helmet?

This buxom blonde burglar is bordering on bursting blouse buttons with burglarizing big bucks by brandishing blade. Boobs.

If you think its safe to back away from a leap frog huddle early, you're nuts!

And you thought the Shake Weight was suggestive! Check out this new piece of workout equipment you'll be laughing at while secretly purchasing.

Vertigoobs - noun. A sensation of whirling and loss of balance, associated particularly with looking down from a great height into a sweet set of boobs. Thank you, Russia.

We don't see any Android women in Russia doing sexy ads, do you? No. Because they don't exist. APPLE FOREVER!

If this is how we taught things in America, then we'd probably be the smartest country ever.