Many Kinds Of Blowjobs

I thought I’d take a few minutes to write about something very near and dear to my heart that has truly enriched my life from the very first moment I experienced it’s greatness. Blowjobs. What could be better than kicking back while some hot chick worships your boner with her mouth? Not much, assuming she knows and enjoys what she’s doing. But that’s not always the case, so I was sitting here contemplating some of the different kinds of blowjobs I’ve received in my life, and here’s what I came up with.

The Girl Doesn’t Like To Give Blowjobs

I’m sure you’ve had this chick before. Maybe she thinks blowjobs are for sluts, or she could just be real insecure with herself and her cock handling abilities. Either way, when she puts your penis in her mouth, if she does at all, it’s not very good. She has terrible rhythm with her head bobbing and dick stroking coordination, she squeezes your cock like she’s trying to milk it, and she might even scrape her teeth on your wang. Maybe she has that retarded technique of putting the head in her mouth, holding still and jerking your shaft. If you’re able to cum at all, forget about her swallowing. The bitch will probably gag it up before you’re even finished. Usually you just have to cut this bitch off for doing such a horrible job.

The Girl Feels Obligated To Give You A Blowjob

This chick has probably sucked enough dick in her days, but still isn’t super hyped on it, but at the same time, doesn’t really mind it either. Maybe because you were eating her pussy or maybe because you put your cock right in her face, she feels that slobbing your knob is what she’s expected to do. So she does, and it’s pretty mediocre. It might even be pretty good, but she doesn’t let you finish because what she really wants is for you to fuck her pussy.

The Girl Wants Something From You Blowjob

These blowjobs are usually pretty solid. Maybe she wants you to buy her something, go with her somewhere, or the best is when she wants to go out with her friends and thinks you’ll be upset because she was suppose to be with you, but you really don’t feel like being with her anyway, and you pretend to be disappointed. Whatever her reason is, the girl wants something and she’s ready to work for it. She wants to make you happy so she puts a little extra love and care into smoking your pole. She does that special thing you love and is always looking up at you with that cute, approval-seeking face of hers. She typically gets what she wants.

The Girl Loves To Give Blowjobs

This girl is the absolute best! She loves sucking dick and takes a lot of pride in her ability to do so. She squeezes with the right pressure, varies her stroke length and speed, and she can multitask by also rubbing your balls, fingering your ass, pinching your nipples, or whatever you might be into, you fucking pervert. She takes direction well, and she looks up at you while your manhood is in her mouth, smiling with a hot, slutty look in her eyes. She might slap it on her tongue, spit on it, or just devour it like her survival depends on it. When you’re ready to explode, she’s more than happy to swallow it down, or let you spray it all over her tits. This girl is fucking aweome, and you keep her around even if you can’t stand her when your dick isn’t in her mouth!

Those are just a few of the different kinds of blowjobs I think we can all relate to. I’m tempted to say any blowjob is a good blowjob, but I know that’s not the case. But for the most part, if my penis is in a girl’s mouth, I’m pretty happy about it. So go ahead, ladies and gentlemen, and take a minute to share some of your fond blowjob memories.

                             

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